Best 140+ Funny Shayari in English 2026

Looking for a perfect dose of laughter that brightens your mood instantly? Our collection of Funny Shayari in English brings you the perfect blend of humor, wit, and light-hearted fun to make your day more cheerful. Whether you want to tease your friends, share a joke with loved ones, or add a spark of comedy to your social media posts, these funny shayaris are packed with clever lines and playful punches.

Explore the best humorous poetry that turns everyday moments into hilarious memories and spreads smiles effortlessly.

Hum unke ishq mein is kadar chot khae hue hain 
Kal baap peet kar gaya tha aaj bhai aae hue hain.

Aapki soorat mere dil mein aise bas gayi hai
Jaise chhote se daravaaze mein bhains phans gayi hai.

Cham cham karti chaandni, tim tim karte taare 
Aajkal koi message nahin karta unpadh ho gae saare.

Kaise mumkin tha kisi dava se ilaaj ghalib 
Ishq ka rog tha maan ki chappal se hee aaraam aaya.

Aankhon Mein Nami Thi 
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi 
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Vo
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi.

Mohabbat ke charche bahut hain yaaron
Husn ke parche bahut hai yaaron 
Mohabbat karne se pehle soch lena 
Kyunki isamen kharche bahut hai yaaron.

Ummeedon ki manzil toot gayi 
Aankhon se ashko ki dhaara beh gayi
 Are tumhari bhee kya izzat reh gayi 
Jab class mein ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

Mat kar mere dost hasinao se muhabbat
vo to aankhon se vaar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein bhi dekha
vo to mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chhai hai 
Aaj phir tu ne girlfriend se maar khai hai
Magar is mein teri galti nahin hai dost 
Tu shakal se lagta kaaloo halvai hai.

Aapki dosti ki roshni aesi hai 
Har taraf ujala hee nazar aaya hai 
Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva doon 
Aur aapko deevaar par latka doon.

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat bura kaho usko
Tum mujhase set ho jaao daffaa karo usko.

Dost vahee jo mazaak mein kahe tujhse achha koi nahin
Aur museebat mein bole bhai main to ghar pe nahin.

Crush ho ya brush waqt par badal lena chaahie
Varna dil ho ya daant toot hee jaega.

Kis kis ka naam len apni barbaadi mein 
Bahut log aaye the duayen dene shaadi mein.

Chehare par hansi aur dil mein dard chhupa rakha hai
Wazan kam karne ka iraada kal par tika rakha hai.

Related Shayari: Friendship Shayari in English

Hava ka jhonka aaya teri khushboo saath laya
Main samajh gaya ke tu aaj phir nahin nahaya.

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
na mujhe jamaane se koi aas hai
Jo apni girlfriend ki pappi dilva de
mujhe bas aise dost ki talaash hai.

Teri meri dosti hai saale khaas 
Teri girlfriend dekh ke main hoon udaas.

Aankhen matar, gaal tamatar, naak ho jaise bhindi 
Tum mere friend ho ya koi sabzi mandi.

Jali ko aag kehte hain bujhi ko raakh kehte hain 
Jo mere doston ke paas nahi hai usy dimaag kehte hain.

Agar tum mujhse roothogi to bataun kaise manaoonga 
Aakar tere paas ek kaan ke neeche lagaoonga.

Dil ki tamanna hai tujhe palkon par bithaoon 
Par tu 72 kilo ki hai dil ko kaise samjhaoon.

Chaahti hai vo hamase aesi chaahat ka vaada 
Jaise 5₹ wala vim baar ghule kam aur chale ziada.

Tu tik tok ki rani mai facebook ka raja 
Milna hai to whatsapp par aaja.

Zaamane ke dar se teri tasveer 
toilet mein chhupa rakhi hai
Deedar ho tera bar bar iss liye 
julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Related Shayari: Happy Shayari in English

Samandar se keh do apni maujen sambhaal ke rakhe
Zindagi mein toofaan laane ke lie BV hee kaafi hai.

Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se kah rahi hai 
Haath chhod kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.

Zindagi khoobsurat hai muskura deejiye 
Agar koi tang kare to chamaat maar deejiye.

Ishq ki aag mein jalkar khaak na ho jao
Inbox mein utna hee ghuso ke block na ho jao.

Laakhon honge nigah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo 
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo.

Aapki Smile Ne Saara System Hila Diya 
Koma Se Jaage Mareez Ko Permanent Sula Diya.

Woh maza nahin duniya ke kisee kone mein
Jo maza hai subah uthkar phir se sone mein.

Khoon mein tere mitti, mitti mein tera khoon 
Upar sooraj neeche garmi, abhi to baaqi hai may aur june.

ishq mein pada to pata chala, dimaag bhi koi cheez hai
 Varna dil to aaj bhi kehta hai, "madam bahut sweet hain"

Guzaroonga Teri Gali Se Ab Gadhay Lekar Kyun ke 
Tere Nakhron Ke Bojh Mujhse Ab Uthae Nahin Jaate.

Jaan hi chahiye thi to maang kar le leti
yoon bina makeup ke mere saamne kyon aa gayi.

Dikhata nahin mera pyaar dil ki kachhi ho kya 
Har baat par hmm bolti ho, chhoti bachhi ho kya?

Bina baat ki ladai, aur medical ki padhai
Aksar ladkiyaan hi karti hain.

Hum bhee jaan e man tere lie taajmahal banaayenge 
Ek cup subah pilaayenge aur ek cup shaam ko pilaayenge.

Bahut khoobsurat ho tum phool ki tarah
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo
Sirf aankhon mein kajal hi kafi nahi
Gale mein neembu mirchi bhi latkaaya karo.

Ishq ke nashe mein bekaaboo na banana 
Baaba ban jana par kisi ka baaboo na banana.

Kal jab mile the dil mein hua ek sound 
Aaj mile to kehte hai your file not found.

Sapanon ki raani roz sapanon mein aati hai
Asal zindagi mein to bas emi yaad aati hai.

Shaadi ke baad pata chala ki pyaar andha nahin hota 
Vo bas chashma ghar par bhool gaya hota hai.

Tanhai mein sataati hai uski yaad aise 
Chale aate hain aankhon mein aansoo jaise 
Mera hukm hai ye tumhe daya ki pata lagao 
Munnee badnaam hui to hui kaise.

Meri mohabbaton ka kuch to khyaal kar
Main udaas hoon mujhe video call kar.

Tumhaari yaad mein ham kuchh aise kho gae
Chaay banai to namak daalkar pee gae.

Sarkaar ne laga diya polythene par bain 
Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gae chain.

Main pyaar likhta raha wo pyaaz padhti rahi
Ek nuktay ne meri mohabbat ka saalan bana dala.

Mohabbat to muft mein bhee nahin milti 
Par aaloo har sabzi mein zaroor mil jaata hai.